02.03.2010
Kitty is a very bad mystic
01.18.2010
Rosie O'Donnell does the full retard
09.16.2009
F'in Sesame Street
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02.12.2010
We try harder: Unless all '80s movies featuring rag-tag sports teams have lied to us, underdogs always win because they try harder. Not so fast with your "underdog theory," say scientists who apparently get off on ruining everything fun. Their study using college students from different-ranked schools found that underdogs don't tend to rally to try harder because they see losing as confirmation that they, frankly, suck. The better team, with more to lose, tries even harder to avoid an ignominious defeat. Then you end up with things like the 2007 New England Patriots. Source • 1 comment &bull ReplyReddit • Digg • Stumbleupon • Facebook • Twitter
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02.11.2010
Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man ...http://www.mosthorriblethingever.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/473
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07.29.2010
Alternate-universe Capt. Kirk's mistress is totally hot. Even in his short visit, I'm sure regular-universe Kirk did her.
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07.29.2010
I have a feeling Uhura only went along on this mission so they could get her into a skimpy alternate-universe uniform.
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07.29.2010
Flooded Cogan's is awesome. Totally worth wading through raw sewage storm water to get to.
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07.29.2010
I'm starting a rumor that Y Not pizza clogged the storm drains in front of Cogan's. #ghentfloodpocalypse
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07.29.2010
The scene inside Cogan's. I'll admit it's not the best smelling place right now. Link
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07.29.2010
This is the flooding on my street. My street never floods. Until today. Link
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07.29.2010
It is just raining like hell out there. My street is flooded, and it didn't even flood during last year's epic nor'easter.
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07.29.2010
Suddenly, it looks like "Twister" outside. You know, the movie starring Bill Paxton. Or was it Bill Pullman? Or Jeff Daniels?
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07.29.2010
Apple's Face Time video calling app is proving popular with pornographers. Perhaps they should have named it Booty Call. Link
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07.29.2010
Went to traffic court today. Can a judge really sentence you to be "hanged by the neck until dead" for
going 69 in a 60?
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07.29.2010
Why are some folks apoplectic over reports that damage from the oil spill isn't as bad as once thought? I'd think this would be good news.
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07.29.2010
Best sentence ever to appear in a news story: "In a telephone call from a southwest Virginia prison, Malvo told Shatner …"
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07.29.2010
Shatner once again proves there's nothing he can't do: journalist, writer, singer, actor, raconteur, lover …
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07.29.2010
Shatner being Shatner, he of course stepped on all of Malvo's lines and had the tape edited to make himself look better.
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02.12.2010
• I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords: Britain is under siege from enormous killer Japanese crabs. Well, not siege so much as potential siege. The Japanese Spider source • 2 cmnts
02.12.2010
• Bad kitty: Anyone who has ever owned cat knows that their malice goes far beyond their generally pissy attitudes -- they have source • cmnt
02.06.2010
• The worst is yet to come: Yesterday, somewhere on the Internet, someone did a Google search for "most horrible website ever" and, our site stats show, source • cmnt
02.06.2010
• What, no watermelon? : Judging from this Black History Month menu, the only black people that the NBC cafeteria staff knows are Mantan and source • cmnt
02.05.2010
• He'll be anyone who comes up against him: The newly minted Democratic lieutenant governor candidate in Illinois was once arrested for beating up a hooker. This revelation came source • cmnt
02.05.2010
• The ambassador is a porn star: A Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as ambassador to Saudi Arabia because his name translates into Arabic as the pornariffic source • cmnt
02.04.2010
• Laura Branigan, or possibly Pat Benetar, we apologize: A Brooklyn immigrant is accused of setting an apartment on fire, killing five people because the demons in his head source • cmnt
02.04.2010
• Isn't a gay waiter a stereotype? : Headline via MSNBC: "Top military officer: Gays should serve" ... source • cmnt
02.03.2010
• We fear we have made it much worse: A couple days ago, we pointed out that the most-common search term that brings people to this site is "horrible source • cmnt
02.04.2010
Let's talk about sex
True Companion makes advanced sex robots -- life sized with silicone skin that's warm to the touch and the dead-eyed look of a real hooker -- and have taken it to the next level by having them talk. Does it include a super-advanced feature where she tells you about her day? 1 comment
01.25.2010
How's that health care bill coming along?
This reminds us of that Sideshow Bob skit on "The Simpsons" classic "Terror Lake" in which he keeps stepping on rakes over and over and over until it's long past funny, becomes painful, becomes boring and then finally becomes funny again. 1 comment
01.20.2010
NBC late night explained, with superheroes
NMA, the Chinese outfit who you may remember from such news reports as "Tiger Woods get's his ass whomped by his hot wife," uses animation to explain the NBC late-night show clusterfuck. Be sure to stick around until Conan transforms into Hulk. Leave a comment
01.13.2010
Waiting for our ship to come in
From the little-known video category of "shipwreck humor" comes this gem featuring a container ship re-enacting the end of "Speed 2." Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it ... Leave a comment
01.12.2010
"Pulp Fiction," the sitcom
It's a little-known fact that Quentin Tarantino originally wrote "Pulp Fiction" as a network sitcom and shopped it around to networks. Here's a never-before-seen excerpt from the unaired pilot. Leave a comment
09.29.2009
I've got a bad feeling about this
Most people don't know this, but "Star Wars" was originally written by environmentalists. Too bad it didn't get made though. This movie sounds way better than the prequels. Leave a comment
09.25.2009
We didn't need to know that
You see, kids. If you follow this woman's example, you can end up just like her. And who wouldn't want that? Leave a comment
09.24.2009
Tonight we're gonna party like it's Windows 95
So, are you totally stoked over Windows 7 or what? If you are -- and, really, who isn't at this point -- Microsoft suggests that you have an ethnically diverse launch party, complete with a nonthreatening black guy, a hipster in Elvis Costello glasses, a MILF, balloons and more awkward conversation than a whole month of family reunions. 2 comments
09.23.2009
Stop, or my mom will shoot!
What was that you said? You want to see a video of an old woman in a wheelchair shooting a machine gun? Strange you should ask ... 1 comment
09.18.2009
They should have just let it be
This is why we founded this site: inadvertent masterpieces of kitsch like this. But before you Beatles fan out there -- and you know who you are -- get all hot and bothered over this "desecration," remember that if there's a penny to be made, Paul McCartney himself probably signed off on the deal. 3 comments
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