02.03.2010
Kitty is a very bad mystic
01.18.2010
Rosie O'Donnell does the full retard
09.16.2009
F'in Sesame Street
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02.06.2010
The worst is yet to come: Yesterday, somewhere on the Internet, someone did a Google search for "most horrible website ever" and, our site stats show, they picked this site out of the search results, clearly indicating they think we -- this site -- is the worst ever made. Frankly, that hurts. A lot. Our chief technology officer is in his office crying his eyes out like a little girl, and our editorial staff who supplies most of the entries you read have started drinking again to dull the pain. Our CEO tried to give a pep talk to the gathered staff, but halfway through his voice just kinda trailed off and I wandered away. Anyways, we hope you are happy, what with our destroyed morale and all. Bah, what's the point. Source • Comment &bull ReplyReddit • Digg • Stumbleupon • Facebook • Twitter
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02.05.2010
The best political ad everhttp://www.mosthorriblethingever.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/470
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02.08.2010
FYI: The original title of "Avatar" was "Avatar: based on the movies 'Aliens' and 'Titanic' by James Cameron."
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02.08.2010
I'm going to just say it: "Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire" is easily the worst movie title in history.
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02.08.2010
I'm pretty sure this Jeep's gearbox is from a 1940s Massey Ferguson tractor. It doesn't so much make gear changes as lengthy awkward pauses.
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02.08.2010
Crisp handling and acceleration, precision build quality, first-rate engineering, quality interior plastics — this Jeep has none of these.
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02.07.2010
I'm watching "Star Trek" instead of the game. That's so geeky that it's super badass subzero cool. It's punk rock rejection of conformity.
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02.07.2010
Bob Dylan just played "Goodbye Hello" by the Beatles on his XM show. Thanks for unearthing and exposing us to that musical obscurity, Bob.
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02.07.2010
My neighbors won a giant Super Bowl party from a radio station. Cars are all up and down my street. They are blasting the game through a PA.
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02.07.2010
All of you on Twitter who are tweeting EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY of the Super Bowl, shut the hell up.
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02.07.2010
A text from a spanner urged me to "watch the big game." What big game? The World Cup isn't for another four months.
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02.07.2010
Both are preternaturally good at reaching their base. That's why their political rivals seem to dislike them viscerally.
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02.07.2010
I suspect the left hates Palin because Obama is subject to the same criticisms as she: inexperience, no substance and cult of personality.
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02.07.2010
So, scribbling a couple notes on your hand means you're dumb. But giving every damn speech from a TelePrompTer means you're super smart?
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02.06.2010
For my money, the greatest straight-ahead rocker by Wilco is "I'm Always In Love." The live version in the Wilco documentary kills.
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02.06.2010
Even if the blizzard was a letdown, I still plan to use it as an excuse to murder my family in an empty hotel with an axe.
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02.06.2010
It appears "Snowpacalyspe II: The Quickening" is over in our neck of the woods. As sequels go, it more "Blues Borthers 2000," than "Aliens."
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02.06.2010
• What, no watermelon? : Judging from this Black History Month menu, the only black people that the NBC cafeteria staff knows are Mantan and source • cmnt
02.05.2010
• He'll be anyone who comes up against him: The newly minted Democratic lieutenant governor candidate in Illinois was once arrested for beating up a hooker. This revelation came source • cmnt
02.05.2010
• The ambassador is a porn star: A Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as ambassador to Saudi Arabia because his name translates into Arabic as the pornariffic source • cmnt
02.04.2010
• Laura Branigan, or possibly Pat Benetar, we apologize: A Brooklyn immigrant is accused of setting an apartment on fire, killing five people because the demons in his head source • cmnt
02.04.2010
• Isn't a gay waiter a stereotype? : Headline via MSNBC: "Top military officer: Gays should serve" ... source • cmnt
02.03.2010
• We fear we have made it much worse: A couple days ago, we pointed out that the most-common search term that brings people to this site is "horrible source • cmnt
02.03.2010
• Murder, most feline: A professor has done a study of a cat that lives in a New England nursing home and found it source • cmnt
02.01.2010
• What kind of site do you think we're running? : We noted a few days ago that the most common search term that brings people to the Most Horrible Thing source • cmnt
01.28.2010
• Try to stomach this: Joy turned to bitter defeat as U.S. fans of boiled organ meats and oats saw their dream of genuine Scottish source • cmnt
01.25.2010
How's that health care bill coming along?
This reminds us of that Sideshow Bob skit on "The Simpsons" classic "Terror Lake" in which he keeps stepping on rakes over and over and over until it's long past funny, becomes painful, becomes boring and then finally becomes funny again. Leave a comment
01.20.2010
NBC late night explained, with superheroes
NMA, the Chinese outfit who you may remember from such news reports as "Tiger Woods get's his ass whomped by his hot wife," uses animation to explain the NBC late-night show clusterfuck. Be sure to stick around until Conan transforms into Hulk. Leave a comment
01.13.2010
Waiting for our ship to come in
From the little-known video category of "shipwreck humor" comes this gem featuring a container ship re-enacting the end of "Speed 2." Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it ... Leave a comment
01.12.2010
"Pulp Fiction," the sitcom
It's a little-known fact that Quentin Tarantino originally wrote "Pulp Fiction" as a network sitcom and shopped it around to networks. Here's a never-before-seen excerpt from the unaired pilot. Leave a comment
09.29.2009
I've got a bad feeling about this
Most people don't know this, but "Star Wars" was originally written by environmentalists. Too bad it didn't get made though. This movie sounds way better than the prequels. Leave a comment
09.25.2009
We didn't need to know that
You see, kids. If you follow this woman's example, you can end up just like her. And who wouldn't want that? Leave a comment
09.24.2009
Tonight we're gonna party like it's Windows 95
So, are you totally stoked over Windows 7 or what? If you are -- and, really, who isn't at this point -- Microsoft suggests that you have an ethnically diverse launch party, complete with a nonthreatening black guy, a hipster in Elvis Costello glasses, a MILF, balloons and more awkward conversation than a whole month of family reunions. Leave a comment
09.23.2009
Stop, or my mom will shoot!
What was that you said? You want to see a video of an old woman in a wheelchair shooting a machine gun? Strange you should ask ... Leave a comment
09.18.2009
They should have just let it be
This is why we founded this site: inadvertent masterpieces of kitsch like this. But before you Beatles fan out there -- and you know who you are -- get all hot and bothered over this "desecration," remember that if there's a penny to be made, Paul McCartney himself probably signed off on the deal. 1 comment
09.17.2009
Look what the cat dragged in
We're just going to let you know that this is not a sign that we are turning into some kind of horrible cat video Web site. We just go wherever the video takes us. Besides, there's something in here for cat lovers and cat haters. We aim to please all. Leave a comment
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