10.11.2010
Good “Bad Romance”
02.03.2010
Kitty is a very bad mystic
01.18.2010
Rosie O’Donnell does the full retard
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10.11.2010
Good “Bad Romance”http://www.mosthorriblethingever.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/477
02.12.2010
We try harder: Unless all ’80s movies featuring rag-tag sports teams have lied to us, underdogs always win because they try harder. Not so fast with your “underdog theory,” say scientists who apparently get off on ruining everything fun. Their study using college students from different-ranked schools found that underdogs don’t tend to rally to try harder because they see losing as confirmation that they, frankly, suck. The better team, with more to lose, tries even harder to avoid an ignominious defeat. Then you end up with things like the 2007 New England Patriots. Source • 3 comments &bull ReplyReddit • Digg • Stumbleupon • Facebook • Twitter
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4 minutes ago
Our crack IT department wiped out all the Internet passwords on my computer. #youmaniacs #youblewitup #damnyoualltohell
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1 hour ago
All this talk of establishing a base on the moon seems rather un-American to me. We must take the moon through military conquest.
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12 hours ago
The slideshow for an upcoming speech includes a picture of a puking rainbow. Yeah, I went there.
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13 hours ago
“Connecticut law does not require colleges to report suspected sex offenses …” Guess JoPa shoulda worked there. Link
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13 hours ago
That Yale quarterback who gave up a Rhodes scholarship to play? Yeah, there was a reason. He was accused of rape. Link
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14 hours ago
Someone suggested use Google’s presentation app instead of in Keynote. Sure, why don’t I show my audience pictures of asses for 45 minutes.
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15 hours ago
Wait … what? Who sez they never print any good news. MT @blkenn: #BenFoldsFive is reuniting.
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15 hours ago
It’s not a lost gem on my iPod. It’s a much-played gem. RT @tawes #Sugar’s #HooverDam is a lost gem.
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1 day ago
Breaking: Just days after announcing his divorce from Heidi Klum, Seal stages daring commando raid on Somali pirates. Link
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1 day ago
One of the nice things about having an R32 is that when you have to go to the VW dealer, they are very helpful to you. #rightthiswaysir
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1 day ago
So true! “@hubertallen: “You never write happy stories” “You’re portraying the city poorly” vs. “WHY IS THIS NEWS?” #cantplease
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1 day ago
Do not want! “@PhilipShucet: We’re replacing @NorfolkTide’s whistle with the voice of @mikegruss Link
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1 day ago
I’m told to buy a Power Ranger for my nephew. There’s so many colors that I don’t know which to get.
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1 day ago
These “Cars” toys combine the magic of Pixar with the officially licensed merchandise price points of Disney.
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1 day ago
I trying to pick out a present for my nephew’s 5th birthday. Not having much luck. Lowes doesn’t have any child-sized nailguns.
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02.05.2010
The best political ad ever
Carly Fiorina may be getting headlines for her sheep ad, but she’s got nothing on Dwight McKenna and the chamber of horrors known as the New Orleans morgue. Though, better hope that liver didn’t come from a Mardi Gras attendee. 1 comment
02.04.2010
Let’s talk about sex
True Companion makes advanced sex robots — life sized with silicone skin that’s warm to the touch and the dead-eyed look of a real hooker — and have taken it to the next level by having them talk. Does it include a super-advanced feature where she tells you about her day? 3 comments
01.25.2010
How’s that health care bill coming along?
This reminds us of that Sideshow Bob skit on “The Simpsons” classic “Terror Lake” in which he keeps stepping on rakes over and over and over until it’s long past funny, becomes painful, becomes boring and then finally becomes funny again. 5 comments
01.20.2010
NBC late night explained, with superheroes
NMA, the Chinese outfit who you may remember from such news reports as “Tiger Woods get’s his ass whomped by his hot wife,” uses animation to explain the NBC late-night show clusterfuck. Be sure to stick around until Conan transforms into Hulk. 2 comments
01.13.2010
Waiting for our ship to come in
From the little-known video category of “shipwreck humor” comes this gem featuring a container ship re-enacting the end of “Speed 2.” Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it … Leave a comment
01.12.2010
“Pulp Fiction,” the sitcom
It’s a little-known fact that Quentin Tarantino originally wrote “Pulp Fiction” as a network sitcom and shopped it around to networks. Here’s a never-before-seen excerpt from the unaired pilot. Leave a comment
09.29.2009
I’ve got a bad feeling about this
Most people don’t know this, but “Star Wars” was originally written by environmentalists. Too bad it didn’t get made though. This movie sounds way better than the prequels. 3 comments
09.25.2009
We didn’t need to know that
You see, kids. If you follow this woman’s example, you can end up just like her. And who wouldn’t want that? 3 comments
09.24.2009
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s Windows 95
So, are you totally stoked over Windows 7 or what? If you are — and, really, who isn’t at this point — Microsoft suggests that you have an ethnically diverse launch party, complete with a nonthreatening black guy, a hipster in Elvis Costello glasses, a MILF, balloons and more awkward conversation than a whole month of family reunions. 25 comments
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