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02.06.2010

The worst is yet to come: Yesterday, somewhere on the Internet, someone did a Google search for "most horrible website ever" and, our site stats show, they picked this site out of the search results, clearly indicating they think we -- this site -- is the worst ever made. Frankly, that hurts. A lot. Our chief technology officer is in his office crying his eyes out like a little girl, and our editorial staff who supplies most of the entries you read have started drinking again to dull the pain. Our CEO tried to give a pep talk to the gathered staff, but halfway through his voice just kinda trailed off and I wandered away. Anyways, we hope you are happy, what with our destroyed morale and all. Bah, what's the point. Source Comment &bull Reply

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Carly Fiorina may be getting headlines for her sheep ad, but she's got nothing on Dwight McKenna and the chamber of horrors known as the New Orleans morgue. Though, better hope that liver didn't come from a Mardi Gras attendee. Comment

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02.06.2010

• What, no watermelon? : Judging from this Black History Month menu, the only black people that the NBC cafeteria staff knows are Mantan and source cmnt

02.05.2010

• He'll be anyone who comes up against him: The newly minted Democratic lieutenant governor candidate in Illinois was once arrested for beating up a hooker. This revelation came source cmnt

02.05.2010

• The ambassador is a porn star: A Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as ambassador to Saudi Arabia because his name translates into Arabic as the pornariffic source cmnt

02.04.2010

• Laura Branigan, or possibly Pat Benetar, we apologize: A Brooklyn immigrant is accused of setting an apartment on fire, killing five people because the demons in his head source cmnt

02.04.2010

• Isn't a gay waiter a stereotype? : Headline via MSNBC: "Top military officer: Gays should serve" ... source cmnt

02.03.2010

• We fear we have made it much worse: A couple days ago, we pointed out that the most-common search term that brings people to this site is "horrible source cmnt

02.03.2010

• Murder, most feline: A professor has done a study of a cat that lives in a New England nursing home and found it source cmnt

02.01.2010

• What kind of site do you think we're running? : We noted a few days ago that the most common search term that brings people to the Most Horrible Thing source cmnt

01.28.2010

• Try to stomach this: Joy turned to bitter defeat as U.S. fans of boiled organ meats and oats saw their dream of genuine Scottish source cmnt

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01.25.2010

How's that health care bill coming along?

This reminds us of that Sideshow Bob skit on "The Simpsons" classic "Terror Lake" in which he keeps stepping on rakes over and over and over until it's long past funny, becomes painful, becomes boring and then finally becomes funny again. Leave a comment

01.20.2010

NBC late night explained, with superheroes

NMA, the Chinese outfit who you may remember from such news reports as "Tiger Woods get's his ass whomped by his hot wife," uses animation to explain the NBC late-night show clusterfuck. Be sure to stick around until Conan transforms into Hulk. Leave a comment

01.13.2010

Waiting for our ship to come in

From the little-known video category of "shipwreck humor" comes this gem featuring a container ship re-enacting the end of "Speed 2." Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it ... Leave a comment

01.12.2010

"Pulp Fiction," the sitcom

It's a little-known fact that Quentin Tarantino originally wrote "Pulp Fiction" as a network sitcom and shopped it around to networks. Here's a never-before-seen excerpt from the unaired pilot. Leave a comment

09.29.2009

I've got a bad feeling about this

Most people don't know this, but "Star Wars" was originally written by environmentalists. Too bad it didn't get made though. This movie sounds way better than the prequels. Leave a comment

09.25.2009

We didn't need to know that

You see, kids. If you follow this woman's example, you can end up just like her. And who wouldn't want that? Leave a comment

09.24.2009

Tonight we're gonna party like it's Windows 95

So, are you totally stoked over Windows 7 or what? If you are -- and, really, who isn't at this point -- Microsoft suggests that you have an ethnically diverse launch party, complete with a nonthreatening black guy, a hipster in Elvis Costello glasses, a MILF, balloons and more awkward conversation than a whole month of family reunions. Leave a comment

09.23.2009

Stop, or my mom will shoot!

What was that you said? You want to see a video of an old woman in a wheelchair shooting a machine gun? Strange you should ask ... Leave a comment

09.18.2009

They should have just let it be

This is why we founded this site: inadvertent masterpieces of kitsch like this. But before you Beatles fan out there -- and you know who you are -- get all hot and bothered over this "desecration," remember that if there's a penny to be made, Paul McCartney himself probably signed off on the deal. 1 comment

09.17.2009

Look what the cat dragged in

We're just going to let you know that this is not a sign that we are turning into some kind of horrible cat video Web site. We just go wherever the video takes us. Besides, there's something in here for cat lovers and cat haters. We aim to please all. Leave a comment

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