07.09.2009
Christopher Hoff, a Connecticut man, showed up five days late for a dental appointment. Oh, and also he was naked. When the receptionist saw "little Christopher," she began screaming, and the man fled the scene -- apparently with complete disregard for his oral hygiene. He was arrested and the receptionist ID'ed him, noting that she had noticed his eyes were "very blue." Wait -- she was looking at his eyes? Leave a comment