07.10.2009
Guys, get ready to squirm when you read this: An Australian man was bitten -- er -- down under -- while answering the call of nature. "He got me about halfway down ..." he said, sharing far too much information about his guy parts. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out." He iced it with a rum can and called his mom to say good-bye and likely awkwardly explain where he was bitten with a euphemism-filled description. After making peace, his buds got him treatment, and he recovered. Leave a comment