09.30.2009

Bend over and think of Allah

A recent detonation shows that al Qaeda is trying a new tactic for suicide bombers: Putting a bomb up their butt. A bomber recently tried to assassinate the head of Saudi Arabia's anti-terror efforts using one pound (!!!) of explosives and a detonator his rectum. The bad part is that such a bomb is very hard to detect. The man passed through multiple metal detectors and was searched by security. On the up side, he won't be able to sit down when he gets to paradise. Leave a comment