09.24.2009
We're all lefties here at mosthorriblethingever.com, so this is most welcome news: left-handed underpants. Like everything in life -- scissors, ice cream scoops, stick-shift cars -- underpants are made to favor righties -- the opening goes to the right, causing problems at bathroom time. "Left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants," their maker says. Well, we don't, but some unfortunate men do, if you catch our drift. The horizontal slit solves this problem. That is until left-handed equality is replaced by left-handed supremacy. But we've already said too much. Leave a comment