02.03.2010
A professor has done a study of a cat that lives in a New England nursing home and found it has an uncanny ability to predict when someone is going to die. The feline, which has a generally pissy cat attitude most of the time, suddenly gets all friendly and snuggles up to a patient, and within hours he or she is wheeled out feet first. So far it's foreseen 50 deaths, the professor says. Hogwash, we say. It hasn't foreseen anything. This makes no scientific sense. As everyone knows, cats are creatures of pure evil, familiars of Satan himself. Clearly this animal is collecting souls of the righteous to burn everlasting in the brimstone pits of the Prince of Lies. And what better place to find them than a nursing home? Leave a comment