We'll do it, by god

As I like to remind mosthorriblethingever.com employees at the start of every meeting, this is a failing website. Typically, I blame them, but that's really for their benefit. Fact is, I blame you, our readers. Actually, our 6 billion nonreaders. What to do to get hits, then? We've tried snark. We've tried vulgarity. We've even tried being nice to potential readers. Just kidding on that last one. I guess we're gonna have to make this a site with nothing but cat videos. Leave a comment