05.14.2012

Yahoo should adopt our business model

Yahoo has fired another CEO. We think it's the eighth they've had this week. As Andy Warhol once said, "In the future, everyone will be Yahoo CEO for 15 minutes." We don't begrudge them their failures. Mosthorriblethingever.com reports Yahoo-style financial losses and layoffs on a weekly basis. But, unlike Yahoo, we're actually hugely profitable. Our "losses" are for public consumption, to distract from how we really make our money: Stealing the credit card numbers and bank accounts of readers and selling them to Albanian gangsters. In fact, we're doing it right now, even as you enjoy this post. Leave a comment