You've done it now, Mark Zuckerberg

Sure the stocks falling, Jim Cramer's apoplectic, etc. It's clear you screwed up royal by taking Facebook public. Strange thing, everyone's fixated on the stock price -- but not your real mistake. We too saw dollar signs and took mosthorriblethingever.com public a few years back. The stock plummeted. (Still falling!) But worse than that, suddenly every time the board gave me a new Ferrari bought with pension funds, the stockholders sued. Every time Latvian gangsters misused credit card numbers we sold them, the FBI would sniff around. Every time I shorted millions of shares ahead of a quarterly loss, the SEC would indict. No, Mark, the days of you and Facebook execs rolling around naked and covered in oil in user's private info are over. Like us, you will realize too late. Leave a comment