06.01.2012

To serve man

We incorrectly predicted a few days ago that this this site had finally run out of material, thanks to a Florida man ingesting bath salts and going on a crazy, face-eating berserker rage. Really, haven't we all tried to eat a face now and again? However, as they say in our biz, three is a trend. For instance, in Baltimore, what we can only presume was an out-of-control "Wizard of Oz" fan dismembered a victim and ate his heart and brain. And, in Canada, cops are hunting for a gay porn star who switched from "man eating" to man eating by chopping up and snacking on his boyfriend. We can only conclude that cannibalism is the new hotness, like Thai food in the 90s. Next week Rachael Ray will be preparing liver, with fava beans and a nice chianti. Leave a comment