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Did you ever wonder what a sitcom episode directed by David Fincher might be like? OK, neither did we, but this will provide the answer nonetheless. I think we may have seen an episode of “According to Jim” with this exact same plot. 6 comments

A scene from the movie Seven Sev7n with inappropriate laughter video

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Pity the poor burger joint whose originality only extends to stacking more beef patties on on a bun. It takes big brass balls — and apparently KFC has them — to cut out the bread entirely, damn the consequences. Who’s gonna miss a crumbly bun made out of triple-bleached gypsum dust and wood pulp anyway. It’s only there to keep the special sauce off your fingers. Comment

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We can’t imagine what a complete disaster this would be for the Congressman if these comments somehow would have been videotaped and ended up on the Internet. Why, he might come across as a lecturing prick with a short fuse. Not to mention the whole thing being really ironic. Good thing he banned cameras. Comment

Rep. Baron Hill lectures student journalist no cameras at meeting video

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If you were to watch a movie featuring bowling, we’d suggest “The Big Lebowski.” But, that isn’t available, watch this. Given the title, don’t be surprised by what happens. P.S. He’s still a better bowler than we are. Comment

narcoleptic bowler falls asleep while throwing funny video

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Since this week is the fourth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, we thought we’d celebrate with one of our all-time favorite clips, featuring Wolf Blitzer, ready to bear the white man’s burden. Fortunately, he’s racially enlightened, otherwise he’d be in a lot of trouble for sounding an awful lot like a racist. Comment

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Since this week is the fourth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, we thought we’d celebrate with one of our all-time favorite clips, featuring Wolf Blitzer, ready to bear the white man’s burden. Fortunately, he’s racially enlightened, otherwise he’d be in a lot of trouble for sounding an awful lot like a racist. Comment

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You know that creepy uncle who says inappropriate things at Thanksgiving? Our nieces and nephews certainly sure have one, he, he. Well, someone has apparently given him a TV show. Shine on, you crazy, pervy diamond. Comment

Glenn Beck naked pictures american idol awkward pause embarrassed fox news video

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Jim Morrison once said that there are things that are known, there are things that are unknown, and then there are the doors. And then there are the automatic doors, which are even more unknowable, but The Lizard King never warned us about. As they say, wait for it … wait for it … Comment

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08.24.2009

Violence doesn’t solve anything

Wait, actually it does — especially if your problem is a worthless lawn mower that won’t work. In the later stages of this video, the woman actually transforms into She-Hulk, to a better allow her to reduce the mower to worthless rubble. Hulk smash! 1 comment

08.18.2009

Not without my family

Have you been kindnapped? Held hostage? Had a gun pointed at you by terrorists? Maybe you are just missing altogether or just need some sort of generalized rescuing. If any of this is true, you might just be a member of Harrison Ford’s family. Sucks to be you. Leave a comment

08.14.2009

Look who’s talking

This commercial is almost Dadaist in its presentation. Though, no sane person, artist or otherwise, could conceive of something exactly like this — the clown, the babies, the “mom” with the Russ Meyer rack. That ponytail guy: Salesman or axe murderer? You be the judge, because all great art is open to interpretation. Leave a comment

08.05.2009

Hey Poland, are you ready to Scirocco?

We love the British show “Top Gear” aka The Best TV Show Ever. The presenters were tasked with making an ad for a VW Scirocco diesel — an awesome car sadly not sold in America. This is the result. Poland is not happy. Leave a comment

08.04.2009

2009: A High School Band Odyssey

The animation on this is original, but the music is the real deal, recorded at a school band recital. It’s supposed to be “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” but had it been just a little more atonal, it could qualify as a Phillip Glass composition. Leave a comment

07.29.2009

The itchy and scratchy show

We started off so idealistic, so we’d like to mark this site’s sad decline into crotch humor with this sorry creature’s DUI arrest. Hopefully this suspect knows that itching “down there” is just as much cause for concern as that burning sensation when you pee. Leave a comment

07.27.2009

A disturbance in the force

“Star Wars” fans, better sit down for this one. It’s horrifying. Well, it would be if George Lucas hadn’t already ruined the franchise. Maybe we could forgive the creators of this extravaganza if they’d included metal-bikini Leia. With a whip. 1 comment

07.21.2009

You know the game, and we’re gonna play it

Remember back when Rickrolling was cool and clever? This is about three years too late for that, but hey, he did say he was NEVER going to give you up and NEVER going to let you down. Enjoy it before the copyright cops stomp it out of existence. Leave a comment

07.15.2009

On a government road trip

OK, this is a little more political than we normally like to do, but horrible none the less. You know, in some sort of abstract way. If you really think about it. And you are a fan of fiscal responsibility. Yes, we are reaching. Leave a comment

07.10.2009

Work it, you sexy beast

A steady diet of nothing but egg whites, steroids and meth have turned this guy into an Adonis. Unfortunately for the ladies, his testicles are now the size of lima beans. But, hey, look at those guns! Leave a comment

07.09.2009

Where the sun don’t shine

A jeez, another teen freak out video. We don’t see another self-involved prick go all … Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what did he put that remote control? Somebody get out the Purell. Though, we should point out that it’s more traditional to get on your knees and shout “Noooooo!” at the sky. Or “Do not want!” Leave a comment

07.07.2009

Most Horrible Thing Ever shoots fish in a barrel

You may see we have posted this video of Kathie Lee Gifford at her full-on most-hatable and assume it is a sign that this Web site isn’t even trying any more — that we’re just gonna phone it in from here on out. That’s not true at all. We’ve been phoning it in for the whole time. 1 comment

07.01.2009

We are the worst

Thought experiment: Is it possible for “We Are the World” to somehow be even worse? Turns out the answer is an emphatic “Yes!” when it involves members of the gay-hating WestBoro Church. Do they know the song they are singing was co-written by a gay man? Leave a comment

06.29.2009

Can’t sleep, doll will eat me

Ever wonder what a toy commercial would look like if it was directed by David Lynch? While god was toiling away making lions and dolphins and duck-billed platypuses, Satan spent all six days working on this. 1 comment

06.26.2009

“We don’t have to change at all”

We suppose that we could call this video featuring Michael Jackson and Roberta Flack painfully ironic and leave it at that. But considering the man that the boy became, it’s really just pretty sad. 1 comment

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